"There it is, -- Uncle Charlie, Yeh?"

"If there's anything I hate to do, it's mow a lawn."

"I almost forgot. I have two tickets for the radio show tonight!"

"Ha! What do you know-- here's a historian who says that there's pirate treasure in this area!"

"Zzzzz---- (Mumble, mumble) That alarm clock would have to go off in the middle of the night!"