"Erk! No gum came out!"

"Well, well, if it isn't my friend and neighbor!"

"You know Andy, I was just thinking..."

"This is it!"

"Puff puff!"

"Ah! Hm-m-m!"

"Bob: I wish I had lived 300 years ago."

"Oops! Hey!"

"That the average life span of an elephant is 50 years..."