"Nothing like some quiet reading to relax a fellow."

Featuring Did You Know

"That stone age man was not able to write."

"Oh, er, Homer, sigh"

Featuring Andy's Puzzle Page

"Z-z-z-z Z-z-z-z What a pretty picture!"

"Phew! Boy, I never thought I'd get those two kids, Lloyd and Floyd, out of the house!"

Featuring Andy's Joke Page

"Jane: Have you ever seen a man-eating shark?"

"Hey! I'm not paying you to sweep dirt under the rug!"