Real Screen Comics, #58

Published: January 1953

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Real Screen Comics #58

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Mammoth Mouse (1)
1 page anthropomorphic-funny animals

"I saw a mouse in my pantry, and if I told you how big he was you wouldn't believe me!"

Storyline

Fox tells Crow of the giant mouse he saw in his pantry, as the mammoth mouse looms behind the pair.

Characters
  • Fauntleroy Fox
  • Crawford Crow
  • giant mouse
Credits
Draw Instantly
Story 1 1 page

"Amazing invention makes drawing easy!"

Story Notes

Ad for the Master Art Helper, a device that projects an image onto a sheet of paper for tracing. Black and white ad on inside front cover.

Who Watches the Watchdog? (1)
Story 2 6 pages anthropomorphic-funny animals

"It has to be done! Somehow it has to be done if I ever expect to accumulate any earthly belongings!"

Storyline

Fauntleroy Fox buys a watchdog to keep the Crow away, but the watchdog turns out to be Crawford Crow in disguise.

Characters
  • Fauntleroy Fox
  • Crawford Crow
Credits
"Look" What You Get in the Schwinn "Lightweight"
Story 3 1 page

"Make it yours Christmas morning! Ask Dad!"

Superboy Discovers a New Kind of Junior Sport!
Story 4 1 page advocacy; superhero

"Superboy, you're always on the lookout for safety-minded citizens trying to promote the welfare of our youth..."

Storyline

Superboy meets with the sponsors of a league of air rifle clubs and recommends that boys and girls join one.

Characters
Credits
The Cowboy Sheriff (1)
Story 5 6 pages humor; anthropomorphic-funny animals

"Wasn't that a swell movie, Rosita?"

Storyline

In order to impress Rosita, who is taken with movie cowboy lawmen, Tito and Burrito set out to capture the wanted bank bandit El Tigre.

Characters
  • Tito
  • Burrito
  • Rosita
  • El Tigre (bandito)
  • sherrif
  • members of posse
  • bank manager
Credits
Two Heads (Groomed with Wildroot) are Better than One (1)
Story 6 0 pages

""Your hair's best friend""

Storyline

A two-headed man declares: "Since using Wildroot Cream-Oil I look twice as good!"

Characters
  • Two-Headed Man
Story Notes

Ad copy is accompanied by a magazine-cartooning illustration of a two-headed man admiring himself in the mirror after using Wildroot Cream-Oil. Lower 1/4 of page.

Pud Makes a High-Jump (1)
Story 7 1 page

"If you make this jump, you win the event, Pud..."

Storyline

Dubble Bubble Gum helps Pud win a high-jump competition.

Characters
  • Pud
  • other kids
Credits
Story Notes

Ad for Fleer's Dubble Bubble Gum, featuring "Pud", a kid resembling "Tubby" from Little Lulu. Top half of page.

Editorial Advisory Board

Featuring DC Comics; The Adventures of Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis

Story 8 1 page non-fiction

"The following magazines all bear this trademark as your guarantee of the best in comics reading"

Characters
  • Dean Martin
  • Jerry Lewis
Story Notes

DC Comics house ad touting "Superman-DC-National Comics" as quality reading. The ad is comprised of a list of doctors and other consultants that make up the DC Comics Editorial Advisory Board, followed by a list of (presumably) all the titles published at the time by DC. Fashioned in response to the real-life 1950s crusade against comic books. Shares space with a panel advertising The Adventures of Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis. Lower half of page.

Fun Shop

Featuring Fun Shop

Story 9 1 page

"What may have wings yet cannot fly?"

Story Notes

A page of riddles and puzzles. Middle left page of centerfold.

Play "Colors"
Story 10 1 page

"Any number may play "Colors"."

Story Notes

A game in which you slide a coin toward a series of colored circles. Collect a total of five of one color to win. Middle right page of centerfold.

Flop's Jack-in-the-Box Flop (1)
Story 11 2 pages anthropomorphic-funny animals

"Whee! Look at that old jack-in-the-box shoot up in the air!"

Storyline

Flop stuffs himself inside a jack-in-the-box in order to spring up and grab Flippity from his cage. Unfortunately for the cat, Sam has other ideas.

Characters
  • Flippity
  • Flop
  • Sam
Credits
Mouse Machinations (1)
Story 12 2 pages anthropomorphic-funny animals

"Howdy, Foxie! I jus' went into da mouse extoiminatin' business!"

Storyline

Scamming exterminator Crow hires many mice to overrun the Fox's home, so he can collect $500 for services rendered.

Characters
  • Fauntleroy Fox
  • Crawford Crow
  • lots of mice
Credits
Story Notes

Three-tiered panels.

Buzzy Says: "Free Speech-- Free for All!"
Story 13 1 page advocacy; teen

"Say, look at what Tom Stone is doing -- tearing down the posters we've been putting up!"

Storyline

Tom Stone tears down posters for mayoral candidate Brown, and a crowd doesn't give Brown a chance to speak, until Tom's dad (who opposes Brown) speaks up for free speech!

Characters
  • Buzzy
  • Tom Stone
  • Mr. Brown (candidate for mayor)
  • Tom Stone's dad
Credits
Billy Gets a Home
Story 14 2 pages anthropomorphic-funny animals

"Billy Bulldog was talking with Kate Kitten about their friends who lived in the house next door."

Storyline

Billy Bulldog tells Kate Kitten of a talk a humane officer had with a group of children about the care and safety of dogs and cats.

Characters
  • Billy Bulldog
  • Kate Kitten
  • Carl Cat
  • Tommy Terrier
Story Notes

Not an actual story as much as a guide for children on how to best treat their pets.

Dynamite Fright (1)
Story 15 6 pages anthropomorphic-funny animals

"Now lemme see! I gotta run down dis list again!"

Storyline

The Crow fakes swallowing dynamite to scare the panicked Fox into serving him.

Characters
  • Fauntleroy Fox
  • Crawford Crow
Credits
Superman Is on Television!
Story 16 0 pages superhero

"Yes, America's favorite adventure character comes right into your home in thrilling live action!"

Characters
  • Superman
Story Notes

Lower 1/4 of page.

Rudolph Is Back Again!

Featuring DC Comics; Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

Story 17 1 page anthropomorphic-funny animals

"Yessir, your Red-Nosed Reindeer friend and all his pals are here once more in a brand new, exciting, action-packed adventure!"

Characters
  • Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
  • Santa Claus
  • boy
  • girl
Credits
Story Notes

DC Comics house ad for Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Reproduces the cover illustration for Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (DC, 1950 series) #3 (December 1952).

The Nature Scrapbook

Featuring The Nature Scrapbook

Story 18 1 page non-fiction; nature

"The motmot deliberately alters the appearance of its tail, presumably for decorative purposes."

Storyline

Discusses the motmot's tail and feathers, the queen bumble bee living through the winter (when the other bees die off), and the violet expelling its seeds with great force.

Characters
  • motmot (bird)
  • queen bumble bee
  • violet
Story Notes

Illustrated text article. On final interior page of the comic.

Thrilling Fun
Story 19 1 page

"Jim Prentice Electric Games for Boys and Girls"

Story Notes

Ad offering "electric games" that light up and produce sound. Photographs of the various games are pictured in the ad and include Electric Baseball, Electric Football, Electric Tic Tac Toe, Electric Jack Straws, Electric Hot Potato, and Electric TV Quiz. Black and white ad on inside back cover.

The Famous Daisy 1000-Shot Red Ryder Cowboy Carbine is on Display at Your Dealers Now and is Ready for Christmas!
Story 20 1 page

"That's right! Red Ryder just rode into your favorite hardware, sporting goods and department store with some new Red Ryder Cowboy Carbines!"

Characters
  • Red Ryder
Story Notes

Ad for Daisy’s Red Ryder Cowboy Carbine B-B Gun. Color ad on back cover.