"Dis is one film you won't ruin by moving"

"Now, children -- please forget about the circus..."

"Now -- let's see -- which one..."

"You can help mind Edwin..."

"A fine sight-seein' trip!! Nothin' but trees, mountains, rivers and all that kinda junk!!"

"A variety of star shows will supply the laughs..."

"Der lunch, Captain, und good luck. Dir foist gold nugger iss for Mama!"

"Postmaster General Jesse M. Donaldson has announced..."

"Sighting Kurdu above them, the half-starved brutes circled the pole in savage effort..."

"Well, there's one record this club's sure to break this year, anyway, Dink!"

"An alligator breathes only eight times a day!"

"Nothin' could be more peaceful than th' sun a-settin' over my own town dump."

"To smuggle a stolen masterpiece into the U.S., a crooked artist painted..."