"Sure is swell of you to stay with me..."

"Hello, kids! How are you today?"

"Darn leaks!"

"Hey, Barney, here comes mooseface..."

"If I see another bald head, I'll scream!"

"Hey, Uncle Barney! Can we have some..."

"Well, how about that? An ol' fishin' pole!"

"Seems to me it's about time the mistress..."