"Captain Comet becomes a human pawn on-"

"Er--you could win, sir--by moving your queen!"

"Can your scalp pass the fingernail test?"

"The Plutonians are holding Doctor Exton captive!"

"Your turn to bat, Pud..."

"Polio research will mean victory!"

"If I could only get into that building, I could go back a million years in the time machine and take movies of prehistorical animal life as it really existed!"

"Try these delicious Tootsie Pops! And the Tootsie Roll too!"

"Look, Jim! That truck's being hijacked!"

"Come on. Pete, let's go in with Binky and the rest of the crowd!"

"You'll never tell anyone what you've discovered here!"

"A glance at the night sky will show that the stars tend to appear in groups or constellations, and it is by means of constellations as well as latitude and longitude that astronomers chart the skies and describe the position of any object in them."

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"A whale can stay underwater indefinitely..."

"Stop! Dr. Westlake's car is disappearing right before our eyes!"

"Come on, pal, now you do as I did in 10 easy minutes of fun a day get a new he-man body for your old skeleton frame!"

"Need extra spending money? Here's $50 to use as you please!"

"I'm in a hurry to get back to our Earth base, Penny, the mail man's bringing my new camera!"